Free for Streaking

I see a red door and I want it painted black...

Okay, maybe it is not red

and maybe I don't want it painted black.

Maybe.

It is, in fact, green.

Maybe I would paint it red...

But for now, I am just happy to have a little more privacy.

For whatever reason,

the windows to the sides of this door were clear

and gave way to any neighbors to spy on us.

Oh I know they were spying.

Why wouldn't they spy?

We are very interesting people.

I bought this film for about $20 for a roll.

It came with a squeegee.

Squeegee.

Love that word.

Love it.

Love the word.

Sorry. I didn't mean to boss.

I must be tired.

Here is a close-up of the improved window:

I can finally streak through the house with a little more ease

(...I told you we are very interesting people to spy on.)

I purchased the window film from Amazon. For a quick link, click here.